Everything there is to know about
Michael Jerome Phillips
is was a reasonable representation or approximation of my typical daily appearance. I've changed things up just a wee bit, and now my name is Hannah. I was born in 1960. I have not yet died.
As a youth I worked in printing plants, construction, demolition and house painting.
Since 1996 I have worked for Internet companies. Soon you will too.
I am 6 feet tall in heels. Barefoot I am 5' 9".
partner is an artist. After 35 years in Los Angeles I moved to Joshua Tree. I hope to stay here for the next 35 years.
I hope to live another 35 years.
The hair on my head grows at an almost freakish rate.
I made a living (barely) for several years traveling around the world playing guitar in punk rock and Reggae bands.
I was a vegetarian for 25 years, then I ate a hamburger. The hamburger was really good, so I quit vegetarianism.
a podcast for no reason, and continue to do it for no reason. I'm a better guitar player now than I was when I was getting paid to do it.
When I stopped playing music professionally, I started writing words like the ones in the books on this site. I was not smart enough to plan that, it just happened.
I used to have a beard and long dreadlocks and wore shorts every day. In retrospect, I looked really stupid. And frankly, I'm a little disappointed that you didn't take me aside and let me know.
I once walked into Libya from neighboring Tunisia. No one tried to kill me, but it was a long time ago.
I have two dozen rolls of exposed, unprocessed 6x6 cm format film from my Holga cameras in a drawer.
I have two artificial teeth embedded in holes in my skull with titanium screws. Yay science!
I use hand ground Chinese ink to
paint ridiculous crap on the pages of old books. I believe I may have become obsolete when I wasn't looking.
Sometimes I choke on my own saliva, like a baby that's just learning how swallowing works.
I know all the words to every song. With the exception of the 504,734,889,001 songs that have been recorded since about 1979 or 1980.
To order any of the items on the site, use the futuristic buttons in the item description. That will take you to a PayPal cart, Amazon, Smashwords or a publisher's site. Look at all the places you could go. It's like an adventure.
All electronic editions are DRM-free.
If you are a non-PayPal type, drop me an email and we'll work something out. We'll be pen pals.